Tucker Max – oder auch „wie man Jura richtig studieren sollte“

Geht mal auf seine Seite: http://www.tuckermax.com – highly entertaining! Bestsellerautor des Buches „I hope they serve beer in hell“. Ein par sehr lustige Geschichten auf seiner Seite – sollte man sich mal angucken…

Hier ein par Ausschnitte aus seiner FAQ:
Basic Personal Information:
Height: 6’0″
Weight: 185 lbs
Current Residence: Hollywood, CA
High School: Blair Academy, ’95
College: The University of Chicago (BA ’98). Can you believe the irony? The school where fun goes to die produced one of the premier partiers of this generation. And I still graduated in three years, with highest honors.
Graduate School: Duke Law School (JD, ’01). Duke even gave me an academic scholarship. Fate, it seems, has a sense of humor.
What is your job? Do you work as a lawyer?
I am a best-selling author, which makes me a writer. I also wrote and produced a movie, which makes me a screenwriter and a movie producer. Of course I don’t work as a lawyer, I don’t hate myself.
If you aren’t working as a lawyer, why did you get your JD?
I made a mistake going to law school. There was a time in my life that I thought I wanted to be a lawyer, but I was terribly mistaken. I didn’t know that you had to give up your soul to work in that field.
Should I get my JD? What is your advice for someone thinking about going into law school?Do you want to waste three years of your life debating stupid and utterly irrelevant minutia? Then yes, get your JD. Do you want to get a degree that allows you work the rest of your life in a tedious, shitty, unrewarding job? Then yes, get your JD. Are you a boring, facile, socially retarded whore, desperate for the illusion of money and success, regardless of the cost to your life and the lives of those you love? Then yes, get your JD. Do you want to squander your existence sitting in a lifeless office, churning out ultimately meaningless paperwork? Then yes, get your JD. Listen to me people: There is a reason that lawyers have the LOWEST job satisfaction of any profession in America. THE JOB SUCKS. It is horrible.